(W) Melanie J. Morgan; (A) Tod Smith, Al Milgrom

'A Funny Kind of Love,' Part Four.
Bernadette Brownlee has had a rocky romance with Riverdale's resident wise guy, Reggie! She would much prefer Reggie to pursue a spot on the debating team instead of fame, glory, and laughs at the national stand-up comic search. But Reggie is committed to comedy, and this leads to a highly volatile breakup between the two! But Archie isn't convinced that Bernadette and Reggie are really through with one another, and he's determined to reach at least one of them. Will Archie's influence bring the pair back together, or will Reggie have the last laugh?