By: Dave Sim, Gene Colan

Off the rack! Behind your back! 'When Swimsuits Attack!' It's that terrifying time of year for women everywhere (or, at least it was six months ago). It's the Second Annual Swimsuit and Profound Insights issue. The Photorealism History section attempts to answer the questions: Who was Eve Jones in The Heart of Juliet Jones based on? Bonus: glamourpuss herself profiles comics superstar and cover artist Gene Colan!