Scott Christian Sava (w)
Joseph Bergin III (a & c)

Twelve-year-old Joey Caram's metabolism has gone haywire! Joey soon discovers that he's capable of running 100 mph, can clean his room in 4 seconds, and do all of his chores before a commercial finishes on TV. His parents, and doctors, are baffled. But Mr. Itchez of Burnz and Itchez Pharmaceutical Corporation believes he can market Joey's new found gift...and he's willing to go to any lengths to acquire Joey's DNA.