By: A. J. Lieberman, Riley Rossmo

4.2 million people want to know just what in the hell happened in San Cristobal. The only place they'll find an answer? CNV #4. And it ain't pretty. But it is kinda funny... and by 'funny' we mean 'bloody slaughter'. Not ready to pay? How 'bout we toss in CNV's arch nemesis / hairstylist.