(W) Richard A. Hamilton (A) Jeremy Dale, Rob Jones

They lurk in the background, wear ridiculous matching outfits, and take gloved punches to the face while the real bad guys escape. They're Dastards, henchmen-for-hire who just want to pay their mortgages and put their kids through college. But after suffering one humiliating defeat too many, three daring Dastards stop taking orders and start scheming their own criminal capers. See what happens when these blue-collar thugs reach for the stars and have every super-hero and villain in Philadelphia out for Dastard blood!