(W) George Gladir & Mike Pellowski
(A) Tim Kennedy

The local paper is sponsoring a contest to see who can go out on the most frugal date; don't they realize that in 'A Cheap Date Contest' that Archie is the certain winner? Then, Archie enters his modified lawn mower in a special race for former clippers - after all, they get great 'grass mileage!' Plus, other new and classic tales, puzzles, pin-ups, and more!