By: Michael Uslan, Stan Goldberg

First off, look at the last panel on page five. Did Archie black out and beat up Betty and Jughead? That's what it looks like. Second, Archie's dad sure does a lot of walking around town. Especially in areas that his son is known to frequent. Third, Archie gets ticked that Betty wants to pursue a dream job in New York. He gives in and moves there with her. At her first office party, Archie is incredibly rude to Betty's boss, and when she gets upset he makes her choose between her job and him....